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Kia Syros Vs Defender: Wait, How Many Zeros?!

Published On 27/3/2025, 5:17:14 am Author Mohit Taneja

Comparing the Kia Syros to a Land Rover Defender is the internet’s new favorite pastime—Google data proves it. Our expert team LOL’d so hard, they spilled their coffee. Find out why this mismatch is comedy gold!

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Long story short: The Syros is for people who check their bank balance. The Defender is for people who don’t. Let's start with price:

Kia Syros

  • Starting Price: ₹8.99 lakh What That Gets You: A brand-new SUV with enough tech to impress your neighbors and enough savings left over for a lifetime of samosas if you don't buy a Defender.

Land Rover Defender

  • Starting Price: ₹97 lakh What That Gets You: A mortgage-sized payment, but also the ability to say, “I drive a Defender” with a smug grin.

Syros vs Defender Design: Compact Cutie vs. Box of Doom

The Syros is the SUV you take to brunch. The Defender is the SUV you take to war.

Kia Syros Kia Syros side profile Looks Like: A friendly, modern crossover that says, “I’m practical but also kinda cool.” Size: Small enough to fit in tight parking spots but big enough that your in-laws won’t complain about legroom (much).

Land Rover Defender Land Rover Defender black color Looks Like: A refrigerator on wheels that’s ready to climb Everest. Size: So massive it probably has its own gravitational pull. The 110 variant is longer than some studio apartments.


Performance: “Sippin’ Fuel vs. Chuggin’ Fuel”

The Syros sips fuel like a polite tea drinker. The Defender chugs it like a Viking at a mead festival.

Kia Syros

  • Engine: 1.0L turbocharged 3-cylinder (118 hp)

  • Fuel Efficiency: 16-18 kmpl

Translation: “I’ll get you to work and back without bankrupting you at the pump.”

Land Rover Defender

  • Engine: 2.0L turbo petrol (296 hp) or diesel, plus hybrid options

  • Fuel Efficiency: 9-14 kmpl (≈ 21-33 mpg)

Translation: “I don’t care about fuel economy because I’m too busy conquering deserts.”


Features: “Techy vs. ‘I Have a Butler’”

The Syros has enough tech to keep you entertained. The Defender has enough tech to launch a satellite.

Kia Syros Kia Syros ADAS

  • Highlights: 10.25-inch touchscreen, wireless Android Auto/Apple CarPlay, 6 airbags

  • Best For: People who want a car that feels modern but won’t require a second job to afford.

Land Rover Defender Land Rover Defender dashboard and steering

  • Highlights: 10-inch Pivi Pro infotainment, leather seats, terrain response system, optional third row

  • Best For: People who want their car to also double as a spaceship.


Practicality: “Fits Your Groceries vs. Fits Your Entire House”

Kia Syros The Syros is great for a D-mart run. The Defender is great for moving an entire D-Mart.

  • Boot Space: 400-425 liters

  • Seating: 5 people (or 4 people + 1 who’s mildly annoyed by the lack of space).

Land Rover Defender

  • Boot Space: Up to 2,300 liters with seats folded

  • Seating: 5-7 people (or 5 people + 2 who are questioning their life choices in the third row).


Off-Roading: “Puddle Jumper vs. Mountain Crusher”

The Syros avoids potholes. The Defender eats potholes for breakfast.

Kia Syros

  • Capability: Can handle a dirt road if you’re feeling adventurous. Maybe.

  • Best Terrain: The slightly uneven pavement outside your local café.

Land Rover Defender

  • Capability: Can drive up a 45-degree cliff while making a cup of tea.

  • Best Terrain: The surface of Mars (probably).


Buy the Kia Syros if…

✅ You enjoy having money left over after buying a car.

✅ Your idea of “off-roading” is a gravel driveway.

✅ You want something cute, efficient, and tech-savvy.

Buy the Land Rover Defender if…

✅ You’ve ever said, “Money is no object” with a straight face.

✅ You need a car that can survive the apocalypse.

✅ You enjoy intimidating smaller vehicles at stoplights.

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